Are you willing to accept insightful advice from a large, disembodied head in the desert, regarding novelty breakfast high-fructose bars? Perhaps not; this is a rather divisive opinion. This guy don’t even have a leg to stand on, am I right ? However, if you’ve made it this far, then perhaps you’ve given your tastebuds an all-access pass to toaster pasty paradise, and have to scream out your wisdom for all the world to know. Being that some opinions are better left un-screamed, hows about instead, wearing a cool tee!

This tee is designed by myself (with strong opinions generated by my lovely partner). It was also hand-printed in my basement here in Portland, OR, on a unisex Gildan Softstyle 100% cotton, pre-shrunk tee.

*** NOTICE ! ***

If you are looking to purchase an extra small tee, they are printed on white tees, versus the natural tone of the small, medium and large.